Why So Serious! 😜
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
There's no place like
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
"It works on my machine!" - Every developer, at some point in their career
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.
I code, therefore I am.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm optimizing my time complexity.
I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.
Real programmers use copy and paste like a boss.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it's bad.
There's an app for that, but I'm a developer and I can make a better one.
Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems
Programmers don't sleep, they just wait for their code to compile.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Programmers never die, they just go offline.